Score: 10

"Masturbation is bad, kids."

submission: Friday The 13th Part Deux

date: September 10, 2003

I have no idea what movie you dragged this out of... but it is so damned hilarious. Not much I could say except good work on making this so friggin long.... Nice surprise ending when I thought that it was gonna suck without any more deaths. Can't say much else since I don't recall what I was going to say in the last 8 seconds.

Score: 10

"Damn this is tough."

submission: AB: Spermicide

date: September 6, 2003

It just made me go AGH! When I was shooting and the enemy just went right through my ammo. The scripting you did must have been a pain in the ass, though... so this is well worth it. Now if people weren't so soft to find this offensive, the schools would be able to put this on their computers. Encore, encore... yeah yeah... A 10 & a 5 for you.

Score: 9

"I was waiting for somebody to do this."

submission: The Coming of Megaman

date: August 29, 2003

The only problem I went through is the sound in this is a little scratchy. Might want to fix that up a bit. Didn't make me laugh more until the ending... Just keep making more of these good VG movies.

Score: 10

"Kickass Fighting Game"

submission: Madness interactive

date: August 29, 2003

Dear god. you have all that art & programming, yet you kept it below a friggin megabyte? My god, why is this score JUST 3.4?

Anyways, with the help of a decompiler, I was able to figure out every cheat this game has, but I'm not going to spoil it for everyone.

It's no doubt it's repetitive, but what game isn't... It's still pretty good to make an impressive game at such a low file size. Now try making an actual adventure game.

Score: 10

"Saddam Lives!"

submission: Go Saddam Go!

date: August 29, 2003

Well, the man in this media machine war full of lies deserves a game about him.

Actually, yes... it does resemble a lot to Frogger, except I have to run around everywhere before getting to the next level. It's kind of hard when you got Dubyas in tanks going in reverse suddenly. Of course, a little more violence never hurts the score.

And once again, the prepubes are coming at this game with 0's, thinking the author is some sort of terrorist bastard. Listen, nobody's going to get impressed by reviews that are your opinions on how bad you think Iraq, Saddam, or Bin Laden is. It just brings us to the conclusion that you're another cowboy loving hick. Maybe this would help you understand www.bushflash.com. (Yay, a link that isn't Outwar for once!)

Simply put: This game is addictive and never boring. Fun for others, not for Bush lovers.

Score: 10

"Best Flash of All Time (for now)"

submission: Die in Style

date: August 6, 2003

Well, my friend urged me to watch this, so I did. There is nothing that will get more perfect in animation then this movie. If you can, there should be more bloopers added to this or save it for your better sequel. And to everyone who badmouths this movie because of how they have a hate for sticks, maybe -you- should be sent through this kind of test. :D

Score: 6

"Um. Yeah... Good for a Flash news show..."

submission: Newgrounds News 8

date: July 14, 2003

But this shouldn't be floating around the Portal at such a high rating. The first two things are kind of obvious since we've seen the front page every time we visit.

The few upsides to this were Perfect Kirby 3 updates and the originality issue between Kitty DGS and Neurotically Yours(<--which sucks).

Speaking of original issues, what's with that "Click a damn 5!"? You stole that from Tribute to Animators. My point being, this movie is not worth a score of 4.0!

Score: 10

"Crying babys + Death to shut them up = GREAT!"

submission: Mario Babies 2

date: July 12, 2003

Heh. When will that Luigi ever stop worrying about being second place? Anyways, the sprite work is good, and whatever plot there is was good enough to get me chuckling.

Score: 2

"More perversion to attempt to get success?"

submission: It's time 2/2

date: July 12, 2003

I said this to Illwillpress, and I'm going to say it to you. Get the hell off of Newgrounds. I don't find any humor in those cartoons... there's nothing funny about penises, and you're using the same old naked chicks and constant swearing in order to get the prepubes' high votes. You guys are getting enough traffic, so just stop making movies if they're not going to be funny at all unless you're some Argentinan with a wierd sense of humor.

Score: 10

"Mwahahaha! Die! Die! Die!"

submission: (2003)Bar Fight!

date: July 9, 2003

One of the best home made videos I've seen aside from some lego ones. Can't wait to see your next claymation if you play it.