Score: 2

"Not worthy."

submission: Pac Man (VGDC Contest)

date: January 4, 2004

Took the effort of Randy Solem's stuff... but not the quality. The SCENE MISSING was a big blow, and so was the simple Michael Jackson death.

Score: 0

"Oh damn it."

submission: Super Fags (remix)

date: January 4, 2004

That cartoon sucked. Everything about it.. graphics, crappy mouth sync and sound. I didn't laugh one bit at it. I am going to get diarrhea if I see another Super Fags movie.

Score: 5

"Eh... needs major improvement."

submission: primal lords 2

date: January 4, 2004

It has the stuff to survive in the Portal, but you need to work on sound streaming badly. The text also needs to be changed to STATIC so it can't be selected or cut off.

Score: 8

"Whoa. Nice game..."

submission: Sno' Problem

date: December 23, 2003

Yeah, this game is really tough. Kickass concept and engine you thought up. Still, I wouldn't think you'd continue Flash even though you said Retarded Animal Babies was done...

But yeah, this game is tough even for the first level. That's why people should actually practice this crap instead of playing it once and then just saying "make it easier!"

Score: 10

"HOLY SHI-!"

submission: TmsT's "Frosty vs Rudolf"

date: December 23, 2003

Ah, how I love the ending to this movie. Two things you don't expect.

The only constructive criticism I would have is try to add shadowing the art you have. Other than that, *thumbs up.

Score: 8

"Nice Work... All I can say."

submission: The 12 Pains of Christmas

date: December 20, 2003

It seems like every Christmas song has been turned into a Clock music video. I was even planning on making a movie with that audio until plans got interrupted. But anyways, it was decent enough. Lets just hope the next music video I make if any hasn't been done already.

Score: 8

"You've gotten to the wierdest in this one."

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 7

date: December 18, 2003

Pretty hilarious Christmas episode to end it all off. Sorry to hear you have to stop making cartoons now... But the whole series was good while it lasted.

Oh yeah... and if my friends watch this, I'm warning them to avert their eyes at the pee-pee place part.

Score: 10

"Oh hell yeah."

submission: Strategy Guide Ep. 2

date: December 18, 2003

Guido sure likes old school games. It's a shame you have to go through trouble just to try to play some of the games he suggests. I can't wait until he talks about Contra III.

Score: 9

"I got your gold right here!"

submission: College University pt 7

date: December 18, 2003

Seeing Randy Savage in the credits for a Flash movie makes me scratch my head. Pretty hilarious movie that's long enough. Only flaw is there are some graphics where lines are lacking... And it looks all wierd.

Score: 9

"I am getting sick of MJ"

submission: You are a F*cking Moron7

date: December 18, 2003

In this review, I will refer to Michael Jackson either as her or it.

Pretty solid ranting by everyone's favorite purple demon. Might I suggest Paris Hilton for #8?