Score: 5

"It would be a good cult movie... but it scares me."

submission: Numa Numa Dance

date: December 12, 2004

If there's anything I hate... it's people trying to lip sync to music. Like that Aisha kid. Except it's not all bad because I get to laugh at people making asses of themselves.

This wasn't my cup of tea since it really made no sense and there was all these pictures of gay men popping up.

And I really think the guy "dancing" in that video should see a doctor. I don't think mouths are supposed to go that wide.

Score: 0

"Not another one."

submission: Sex Kitten Sim-Date 6

date: November 27, 2004

Let me guess. You have a generator where you just stick in a bunch of anime girl pictures, a few stupid lines and voila... Another dating sim which is only getting high marks because of the sexually frustrated kids on here.

It's kind of funny that most of the 10 reviews are made by morons taking shots at themselves about how much they get off to crap like this. And I suppose that "j00 r hawt" junk you're sticking in there is an attempt to make them randier since everyone knows friendless dorks only talk in 1337.

Congratulations, buddy. You've become another one of the overrated artists pumping out crappy movies just to milk the dumb kids that flood this website every day.

Score: 0

"You're doing something horribly wrong, man."

submission: Todd & Dan - Dating Shows

date: November 24, 2004

One background with two guys with poorly animated mouths does not deserve front page.

But hey... you're not the first to have something like this pop up on Front Page... *cough*Foamy. You really need a lot more animation and not have it go slow like that. The characters' voices were dull and it didn't even get a chuckle. You were doing good with your stuff, man... but I think you got rock bottom with this one. Fix it.

Score: 0

"That was incredibly dumb."

submission: The Last Two Men on Earth

date: November 4, 2004

What is it with Tom sticking all these scat and gay porn movies on the front page?... This was a pretty bad, corny joke you tried pulling off in that movie. Not only that, it sickens me that it actually gets acknowledged and people are forced to see it. For once, me and the underaged prepubescents agree... this sucks.

Score: 0

"Not very promising."

submission: Virtual Keyboard V 1.1

date: October 19, 2004

Come on. "This thing rocks because it teaches you how to play your classic video game tunes."... There's only one song! And it's not well timed. Congratulations snagging Daily Feature because you got lucky nothing better than shit was around.

Score: 2

"Eh... not all that great."

submission: Where's the Cream Filling

date: October 8, 2004

It made front page... It's only rare that anything on it's good anymore.

The joke was so predictable and the cartoon was long and boring. It's more fit for something you use in an AIM conversation... but not a Flash cartoon.

Sorry, this sucks and deserves worse.

Score: 6

"It was good... but not great."

submission: Boot Bush & Cheney!

date: September 13, 2004

I couldn't hit whoever was in the window... and I could wait forever for this game to end. Maybe you should add a 60 second timer.

Score: 8

"Twisted indeed."

submission: Milkman

date: September 7, 2004

I don't know what the hell message you were trying to give with a nutbag killing off random people. This seems more like an attempt to win over the dumb kids that would laugh their asses off to real life situations like this. Oh well...

Score: 10

"Magnificent"

submission: Prowlies at the River

date: September 3, 2004

Wow... it's the first time I've seen a movie make it past the 4.5 mark and stay there for a long time. Of course, it deserves such a high score having all the good elements of a Flash movie. I love the constantly moving art...

Score: 8

"Yikes."

submission: Exmortis

date: August 31, 2004

I think the reason this game is voted so low is because it scares the crap out of people.

One of the main problems I've noticed is that it's dark to notice that there's any doors. I've had to do the tab focus to figure out what was around that was special. Perhaps you should make the .useHandCursor property on the background false so it's easier to detect doors?