Score: 6

"M'eh."

submission: 3-D flash tutorial

date: July 9, 2005

Pretty nice method of trying to make it look 3D. But it's not really 3D as this can't even show how to make a rotating cube.

Score: 8

"Very Well Animated"

submission: Drama In The Kitchen

date: May 31, 2005

I have been trying to figure out how to render 3D for a long time and you beat me to it. You'd think that with almost perfect 3D animation done that this would get a higher score. That's the problem... with the preloader and menu I was expecting something golden and was given something corny. Next time when you're doing something like this don't make the movie part so short. Other than that, all good.

Score: 10

"Yay, another fellow criticism!"

submission: Numa Gone Wild

date: April 24, 2005

For a second when I saw this movie with the score so high I thought this was going to be praising that stupid fat guy for dancing. But it isn't and for that it rules. A little cheesy with the bloodshot red eyes all the time but it's still funny with how mindless that fad is. Thank whichever god it got pulled off the front page finally.

Kudos to you, Dennis.

Score: 9

"What is this?"

submission: DeleteJH003

date: April 10, 2005

I'm guessing that you saw my work and decided to do your own little piece. I can tell because the whole introduction that copies Earthbound 0 with the "*Insert Stuff Here*" was my idea.... And then there was my serious music video that had Bohemian Rhapsody.

Honestly, you need a LOT more animation to this. Ness' mouth moving between two frames is not good enough.

Score: 6

"Wow, Justice is served."

submission: "target practice" W.W.W

date: April 4, 2005

Before I bash this, I am going to go right ahead and say that I have no sympathy towards Matt Weise. To me, he's a rarity amongst the dumbfuck emo-goths who actually had the access to a gun.

This animation was animated well indeed and it matched his style... But the concept at the very beginning was dumb. It reminds me of one of those sub-par anti-Osama cartoons to score points from a tragedy by attacking the aggressor. It's most definitely "What We Wish" but you're about ten dead people too late. And even if this was made before the shooting, it probably would be something to provoke Weise with the reminder of how much disrespect he has and has gotten.

But I'm not going to be an asshole and give you an automatic 0. You did attack a person I don't like along with everyone else so you're getting a good score.

Score: 3

""Aww, now why would someone do that!?""

submission: "Target Practice"

date: March 24, 2005

Only a few of you may read this... but something has been on my mind about this.

A kid who's made a Flash about killing a bunch of people... hmm... who does that remind you of? My input is probably going to be one of the most important since I've been in the environment of wanting to commit suicide. However, I've had completely different reasons. Jeff Weise is the poster child for your average angst teen. He was obviously troubled as his relatives have said... But to call himself the 'Angel of Death' and depict himself as a neo-nazi is pretty much going to label him a pure dipshit that should've gotten his ass kicked. It would have been inevitable for him to either commit suicide or become a serial killer because he had no parents, no friends, and his only allies were the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (neo-nazis). Now you should at least know WHY he did this.

As for the animation, it reminds me too much of how Sherbalex animates and it was obviously sub-par. But because of the events that happened you can't help but be biased about what the message is. I don't like it since it pretty much was a cry for help with a random guy killing everyone.

Score: 0

"Who talks about nuts anyways?"

submission: Foamy's Rant V

date: March 2, 2005

Same old bitching from a high pitched rat... One background and too many lame gestures. I really hated his pupils shrinking in that "shocked" look. Way to win the idiots over... make them say "Hey, yeah!" like they have a thought in their brain when they're actually the ones who're going to end up like this.

Score: 0

"We get it!"

submission: Dumbass Dumbass Dance

date: December 29, 2004

But if you're so sick of Tom putting crappy content on the front page, you're just prolonging the cycle... If you're going to make fun of all the shit that gets flooded into the portal, why don't you make a whole collection of it instead of mildly imitating the fat guy?

Score: 0

"Tom has a scat fetish."

submission: Todd & Dan - Pooping

date: December 14, 2004

Pretty much anything that has to do with poop will go on the front page no matter how poor it is.

Todd and Dan is an annoying ripoff of Beavis and Butthead that just takes out the humor of it. It's boring as hell with annoying vocals and a dumb punchline in every one of them.

Score: 7

"Geez, that's crazy."

submission: Save Santa

date: December 14, 2004

By level 20, those things were practically raining down and I was screwed. It's kind of challenging with the fixed jumping height.