Score: 10

"Holy Fucking Balls"

submission: Portal Defenders

date: 5 hours ago

Now that I have beaten the game, I can review this thing without just downranking it out of rage from sucking. Yeah, you're right... gotta learn the mechanics of this game just like any other.

I went so far as to stockpiling brains/candies that dropped off of the enemies. I found it hilarious when the Madness zombies ate them. BoM thought 20 steps ahead when he programmed this thing.

Only really difficult when learning the game, once you get it... pretty much over. Oh, and playing Tom's wife. That's going to be a challenge. :(

Score: 10

"Very Nice Engine with capabilities to Expand"

submission: Time Fcuk

date: October 26, 2009

I gotta hand it to Eddie, usually he bugs me on AIM spamming his crap and I either don't leave feedback or just ignore it. This is definitely something awesome that leaves a guy stuck trying to figure out kinda like Adventures of Lolo. It's very very good that the programmer made it impossible to submit a level without being able to beat it yourself otherwise this game would be plagued with garbage. Definitely a good one and hopefully there will be a second set of official levels out to bust brains.

Score: 10

"Leave Britney Alone! Pay attention to me instead!"

submission: Chris Crocker in Blender

date: October 4, 2007

Hahah... well, Chris Crocker is pretty lame period. Is it wrong for me to vote highly of this solely on the principle that I hate YouTube and its community instead of the quality of this Flash? Ah, well. I guess there's the humor factor of it I can use as an excuse. Nice work, JC

Score: 10

"Awesome Game, Guys"

submission: Cereus Peashy

date: January 12, 2007

Now get back to work on our stuff, Rift!

Score: 10

"First!"

submission: Bat Outta Hell!

date: October 31, 2006

Now get to work on our business, you old hack!

Score: 10

"I told you this would be a roof raiser, Rtil."

submission: Flash Comedy Extravaganza

date: June 5, 2006

And it turns out I was right. Congratulations on that Daily Feature because this definitely earned it. The only thing I didn't like about this was not actually your fault, but it actually being taken out of focus when it was put on the front page and that stupid line was tagged on.

Score: 3

"Watch, kids. Overrated at its finest."

submission: Pico's School

date: April 30, 2006

Goddamn it, Tom. Why did you resubmit this game?

I was really expecting that some of the bugs would be fixed but instead there's still the common errors as I found in the game before such as the Cinema Scene block not really getting blocking use of the buttons... and then when it does pop up and you're not in a cinematic scene.

Couldn't you at least add some extra material to this before deciding to resubmit it?

I am going to lose faith in Newgrounds (Maybe the last gazillionth.) if this gets higher than a 4.0

Score: 10

"Ellen needs to stop dancing."

submission: Ellen Dances

date: September 17, 2005

Hah. Nice mixing it with the music.

Score: 5

"Not that great for Front Page."

submission: WWEi - Raw Edition

date: August 22, 2005

The sound was really distorted and messed up. I think the artist of this thing is deaf or something because the audio is horrible. Good basis on a game except it could be million times better.

Score: 0

"Engine ruins it all."

submission: Pacman 2005 DEMO

date: August 12, 2005

So what if this has cool looking backgrounds? I couldn't even get past the first level because the engine the programmer made was crap. The ghosts didn't even TOUCH me and somehow I still die.