Score: 10

"Leave Britney Alone! Pay attention to me instead!"

submission: Chris Crocker in Blender

date: October 4, 2007

Hahah... well, Chris Crocker is pretty lame period. Is it wrong for me to vote highly of this solely on the principle that I hate YouTube and its community instead of the quality of this Flash? Ah, well. I guess there's the humor factor of it I can use as an excuse. Nice work, JC

Score: 10

"Awesome Game, Guys"

submission: Cereus Peashy

date: January 12, 2007

Now get back to work on our stuff, Rift!

Score: 10

"First!"

submission: Bat Outta Hell!

date: October 31, 2006

Now get to work on our business, you old hack!

Score: 10

"I told you this would be a roof raiser, Rtil."

submission: Flash Comedy Extravaganza

date: June 5, 2006

And it turns out I was right. Congratulations on that Daily Feature because this definitely earned it. The only thing I didn't like about this was not actually your fault, but it actually being taken out of focus when it was put on the front page and that stupid line was tagged on.

Score: 3

"Watch, kids. Overrated at its finest."

submission: Pico's School

date: April 30, 2006

Goddamn it, Tom. Why did you resubmit this game?

I was really expecting that some of the bugs would be fixed but instead there's still the common errors as I found in the game before such as the Cinema Scene block not really getting blocking use of the buttons... and then when it does pop up and you're not in a cinematic scene.

Couldn't you at least add some extra material to this before deciding to resubmit it?

I am going to lose faith in Newgrounds (Maybe the last gazillionth.) if this gets higher than a 4.0

Score: 3

"Again, the NG Audience fails."

submission: Resident Pico

date: April 30, 2006

Jesus Christ, this game is at 4.4? It must be good!... Oh, wait. It's just walking around left and right with no more complex controls than just holding down the left mouse button and moving it. Even when you walk past the zombies, they don't really hurt you.

The graphics may be pimping, but guess what... there's too few of them. The zombies, Pico, and the boss make the same damn animation for walking around. So this got old really quick.

Take a sledgehammer to your own skull if you voted higher than a four because all you did was get fooled by the graphics... just like in school when you were nice to the hot chick and she ended up being a snobby bitch to you.

Score: 10

"Ellen needs to stop dancing."

submission: Ellen Dances

date: September 17, 2005

Hah. Nice mixing it with the music.

Score: 5

"Not that great for Front Page."

submission: WWEi - Raw Edition

date: August 22, 2005

The sound was really distorted and messed up. I think the artist of this thing is deaf or something because the audio is horrible. Good basis on a game except it could be million times better.

Score: 0

"Engine ruins it all."

submission: Pacman 2005 DEMO

date: August 12, 2005

So what if this has cool looking backgrounds? I couldn't even get past the first level because the engine the programmer made was crap. The ghosts didn't even TOUCH me and somehow I still die.

Score: 6

"M'eh."

submission: 3-D flash tutorial

date: July 9, 2005

Pretty nice method of trying to make it look 3D. But it's not really 3D as this can't even show how to make a rotating cube.